So, I was sitting in my new living room waiting for Cox…

So, I was sitting in my new living room waiting for Cox. Cox was late. And I kept thinking how much I needed Cox, how much I wanted Cox. But I had no Cox. I was very sad. And then a nice man arrived to bring me Cox and I was very happy. But then there were problems and it turns out that Cox was not up. Cox was down. There would be no Cox for me today.