I will not die today

Well, I won’t be dying today. At least, not through my own stupidity. I just had my physical and it’s nice to hear that I am doing just fine. Sure, I need to lose weight (so do you, by the way, I didn’t want to say anything but let’s be honest with ourselves, okay?) and start exercising for real but there’s nothing wrong with my body that requires a doctor to look at me sternly, yet compassionately, across a desk and start discussing options. And, I suppose not surprisingly, this clean bill of health has inspired me. We’re going to go out and get some healthy food and get on the diet and exercise bandwagon.

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