From the “Too Funny to be True, but it is” department…

Redneck Neighbor"In case you’re wondering, this Web page is about my next-door neighbors. Since my neighbors have been driving me crazy since the day they moved in, I have decided to dedicate a small corner of cyber-space to them. My family and friends are constantly asking me to tell them the “latest” thing my neighbors have done so this page will save me from repeating myself. Besides, I thought it would be fun. Everything you read here is entirely true, that’s what makes it so funny."

If we ever have neighbor troubles again, I’ll read this and feel so much better…