Moving away from religion, let’s talk Muppets.

In college I was in the Marching Band. Part of the Dartmouth Marching Band tradition is to be as silly as possible. I took that seriously. In addition to the usual green jacket all covered with buttons, I also wore a welding helmet with a Froot Loops toucan nose taped onto it and I wore Animal around my neck. I also played a giant Kazoo I built from many smaller Kazoos and a slide whistle. I still have it and I can still play it.