I’m sitting in the kitchen of my in-laws. Jack is playing with Playmobile pirates on the floor and Ann is taking a shower before we head up to Boston to visit friends for New Year’s. My in-laws are sitting half-asleep in their chairs with the TV on. On TV are two women on QVC hawking bras talking about how we all know how breasts get lower as we all get older. “I know my neck is getting longer,” says one. A truly special family moment.