This is just perfect. Best rant I’ve read in a long time. On women who believe in astrology:

“You’re a fatuous insult to the species. You should be stripped and burned at the stake of commonsense. I will stoke the fires with Jonathan Cainer horoscopes ripped untimely from the Daily Mail, and as the flames lick ever higher, I will suck the smell of grilled moron greedily down into my lungs.” — Lucy Mangan: “Are you a woman who believes in astrology?” from The Guardian